She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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