I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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