No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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