How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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