yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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