we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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