The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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