goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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