I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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