You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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