Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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