I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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