Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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