great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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