do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
