Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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