He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My bed smells like the plague
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