This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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