Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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