Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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