somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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