shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
They should really pass out barf bags in church
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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