i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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