i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I am naked and annoyed.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
