Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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