She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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