so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
God, I missed his penis.
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