so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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