Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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