Pappa wants mamma naked
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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