that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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