normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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