she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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