garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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