so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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