Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
North Korea, Best Korea!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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