just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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