im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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