That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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