Betty ford says i'm here all night
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
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