erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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