god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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