Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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