Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
