found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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