Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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