Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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