and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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