What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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