oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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